- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Ms. Smoot's class

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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