What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

modern love

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Anti-joke.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Thumbs this down

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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