knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Woman's rights

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Give me thumbs up!

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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