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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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