What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

what do you watch ? a tv

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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