Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Stop being a centipede

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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hi

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Welcome to die!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Penal Dysfunction

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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