A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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E= McVagina

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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