- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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