So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Nippies

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Anti Joke

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