Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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whats long and green? weed

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

An English man walks into a pub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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