Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

An Asian walks out of the library.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

A: B: No pun intended.

Jews

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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