- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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