Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What is Worse than the holocaust?

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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