What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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hello

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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whats black? a black man

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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this is not a joke

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