what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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cancer

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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