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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

fack me in the ace! CC

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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