Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

hey guys what's up?

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Knock knock. Come in.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Women's rights.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Ms. Smoot's class

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Kathy Griffin.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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