Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Black History Month

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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i dont like attention whores lol

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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