Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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my shift key is broken1

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Anti Joke

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