What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

when debbie meets downer

Netflix and chill

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

I was born.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

God is real

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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