What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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what time is it? 3:16

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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poo

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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