- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

pickle juice?

banana

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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