What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

You're*

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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