- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

A new restaurant KKKcake

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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