- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Spell: “This word”

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

you just contradicted yourself.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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