Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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girls lacrosse

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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