What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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That's not what she said.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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twilight

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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