How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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i saw your mom, i said hi

Mrs. Welsh

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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