Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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