what do you call gingers ugly.

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why does column have a letter n?

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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