Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Vagina ass.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Thumbs this down

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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