A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

We are lawyers

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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