Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Niki Minaj's ass

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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