- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Samantha

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

I ponder

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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