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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

How do you spell eight? 8

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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