Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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