- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

poo is yummy

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.