Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Yes.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

What's the difference between a duck

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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