Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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