What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Stephen Walking.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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