why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Seth stock has a large penis

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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I pooped my pants

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You're Adopted.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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