A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

i dont like attention whores lol

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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