What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

guess what? chicken butt.

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

Why did the jew die Really...

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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