- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

We are lawyers

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

what do u call a black person by his name

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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