What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

Dubstep < Music

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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