- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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