A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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woman's rights

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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This is not a joke.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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