- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

That didn't hurt.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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