- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What is 2+2? 4!

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

black guy graduating high school

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Lil Wayne

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

What is 8 times 4? 32

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

What's the deal with airline food?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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