- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Japan called... They need help.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

How much did the Holla Cost?

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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